_Member Name: El, but I usually go by vadlnd (๐–›๐–†๐–‰๐–‘๐–“๐–‰) on the internet

_Location: Small town in northwest America

_Birthdate: May 29

_Sex: Female

_Marital Status: Very close relationships reduce autonomy, so SINGLE

_Hobbies: Reading, surfing the web, learning to code, guitar, snowboarding, longboarding, thinking, sleeping

_Computers: MacBook Pro (Retina, 13-inch, Early 2015)

_Occupation: Ex-ameture weed dealer

_Personal Quote: "Life is short. Why not make it shorter?" - ๐–›๐–†๐–‰๐–‘๐–“๐–‰


- the nameโ€™s el, but i like to go by vadlnd (usually styled ๐–›๐–†๐–‰๐–‘๐–“๐–‰) on the internet

- sad teen living in a small yeehaw town

- INTP-A personality type

- i spend most of my time thinking about shit that doesnโ€™t affect me

- i believe in conspiracy theories 10000/10

- vape god (not to be โ€œrebelliousโ€, i just plan on dying young)

- iโ€™ve never fallen off my longboard

- i brush my teeth a lot

- avid Netflix consumer

- conceptual genius

- trapped the 2000โ€™s (aka the emo age)

- i lip sync in the mirror WAY too much

- 1984 is the best book iโ€™ve ever read

- unbeknownst to my peers, i quote the unabomberโ€™s manifesto everyday

- nothing is real

- iโ€™m kinda losing it

9/11 was an inside job, by the way

- probably on the FBI watchlist by now

- and here's my life motto: โ€œIโ€™m not a slave to a God that doesnโ€™t exist, and Iโ€™m not a slave to a world that doesnโ€™t give a shit.โ€ โ€“ Marilyn Manson

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