PROFILE FOR VADLND

DESCRIPTION:

_Member Name: El, but I usually go by vadlnd (𝖛𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖓𝖉) on the internet

_Location: Small town in northwest America

_Birthdate: May 29

_Sex: Female

_Marital Status: Very close relationships reduce autonomy, so SINGLE

_Hobbies: Reading, surfing the web, learning to code, guitar, snowboarding, longboarding, thinking, sleeping

_Computers: MacBook Pro (Retina, 13-inch, Early 2015)

_Occupation: Ex-ameture weed dealer

_Personal Quote: "Life is short. Why not make it shorter?" - 𝖛𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖓𝖉

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- the name’s el, but i like to go by vadlnd (usually styled 𝖛𝖆𝖉𝖑𝖓𝖉) on the internet

- sad teen living in a small yeehaw town

- INTP-A personality type

- i spend most of my time thinking about shit that doesn’t affect me

- i believe in conspiracy theories 10000/10

- vape god (not to be “rebellious”, i just plan on dying young)

- i’ve never fallen off my longboard

- i brush my teeth a lot

- avid Netflix consumer

- conceptual genius

- trapped the 2000’s (aka the emo age)

- i lip sync in the mirror WAY too much

- 1984 is the best book i’ve ever read

- unbeknownst to my peers, i quote the unabomber’s manifesto everyday

- nothing is real

- i’m kinda losing it

9/11 was an inside job, by the way

- probably on the FBI watchlist by now

- and here's my life motto: “I’m not a slave to a God that doesn’t exist, and I’m not a slave to a world that doesn’t give a shit.” – Marilyn Manson